Title: Why the Mask?
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): Humor
Character(s): Iruka, Kakashi, Kankuro
Summary: Iruka asks the question that has been bugging everyone.
Beta: [profile] bronzetigress
Warnings: Iruka being a wiseass as Kankuro and Kakashi's expense.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: This is my original idea for Iruka referring to Kakashi's mask as a facial mold. I had written it out long hand for some reason then mostly forgot about it until a few days ago when I was looking through some notebooks to see what was in them and I found this in one of them.
I love the scene and it does well on its own. So here you go a little humorous oneshot. :)
Word Count: 287
Why the Mask? )
Title: Too Sexy?
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): Shine<fangirls
Summary: Naruto's first meeting with Shine. Takes place a few months after Hide and Seek.
Warnings: Too much sexy.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: I love the thought of Aburame Shine. Pretty much he is probably the only person in the entire world that can actually control Iria/Iruka. He's Iruka's old Jounin instructor, and has his own problems. Yes he is that sexy.
Word Count: 144
Too Sexy? )

Title: Hide and Seek
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: R
Genre(s): Humor/Romance
Pairing(s): Kakashi/Iria (Read and find out)
Beta: Bronze Tigress
Summary: The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka, who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. Three days before the month of the bet starts, Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Warnings: Insanity, craziness, and someone actually managing to throw Kakashi for a loop for once. Not to mention the general abuse of ninjaness.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (it's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own Naruto? Nope, still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: I don't know where this came from, it just attacked me one day and I loved it and started writing it then. Then I hit writer's block about ten pages in and spent the next year struggling to finish it. Anyway, I find it funny and giggle whenever I reread it for brushing up on what I wrote, so I'm thinking others will like it too.
Renamed, because the title "The Iruka Bet" just annoyed me. I like this one better.
Word Count: 13,417
Hide and Seek )

Title: First Meeting
Fandom: One Piece, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Trigun
Series: Blond Ditzes Anonymous
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: G
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): None
Beta: [profile] bronzetigress
Summary: Blond Ditzes Anonymous. Can't you feel your sanity melting?
Chapter Summery: The first meeting. Many questions are asked.
Warnings: Blondness
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own any of them? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: I get the strangest bunnies sometimes (i.e. usually). This one is... cracky, but with so much potential.
Word Count: 452
First Meeting )

New Fics

Sep. 18th, 2013 08:27 am
Title: Damn Birds
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: R
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): ?
Summary: Iruka starts having a really bad day. It just gets worse from there, and the damn birds aren't helping matters.
Warnings: Iruka abuse.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: No idea where this one came from but I enjoyed playing around with how to make Iruka's day just that much worse.
Word Count: 7,787
Damn Birds )


Chapter: World of Ice
Series: Cleanser Arc #2
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: None
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s): None
Summery: Backlash hits Dean, and his life has just gotten that much more complicated.
Warnings: Spoilers for 1X16 Shadows.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own Supernatural? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: Not much to say. Though I finally wrote down what a Cleanser is.
Word Count: 1,007
Cleanser Dean #2: World of Ice )


Title: Never a Hello, Nor a Goodbye
Series: Strange Conversations
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): Seto/Jouno Kinda... well they don't see it.
Summary: The Yuugi-tachi are in collage together and Jouno and Seto develop a strange friendship over the course of several phone calls, where they never say hello or goodbye.
Warnings: Humor, jokes, and general weirdness.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own Naruto? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: This whole thing started with the first line and developed from there. Takes place four years after the end of the series.
Word Count: 5,175
Never a Hello, Nor a Goodbye )


Title: Past-Present
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, brief menion of Highlander
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s): Dawn/Connor
Summary: Past becomes present after Xander jumps head first into trouble yet again.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own BtVS & Highlander? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Word Count: 2,013
Past-Present )


Title: Protector of the Breed
Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s): Xander/OC
Summary: Xander attracts the weirdest women. Seriously.
Warnings: Alusions of abuse.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own BtVS? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Word Count: 3,691
Protector of the Breed )


Title: Xander Hell Lord
Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Highlander
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): Crossover
Pairing(s): None yet
Summary: The hellmouth is a strange and mysterious place, even after it dies, and Xander is about to embark on the newest and strangest part of his life.
Warnings: Some spoilers for the end of season 7 Buffy.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). Do I own BtVS, DW, & Highlander? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. Damn.
Author's Note: Check the ending notes. They explain where the hell this came from.
Word Count: 1,790
Xander Hell Lord )
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