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danyellaskylerChapter: 1/7
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire & Kage Kashu
Website: My Livejournal & Her Livejournal
Rating: R or M
Genre(s): Humor/Romance/Action
Pairing(s): Katsuya/Seto
Summary: It all started with a little experiment. Bad Malik. Hilarity and chaos ensue as more people give Jounouchi more sugar than his brain can handle.
Chapter Summery: Honda's POV, Monday. The beginning of the... trouble... Um... Chaos. Let the Kaiba torture begin. (You only mentally abuse the one's you love. We love Kaiba and Jounouchi.) Honda has issues that he refuses to discuss but will constantly allude to.
Warnings: Uh... Really bad sexual humor. A lot more... happening. But the plot remains the same old good thing it was then... But... More. References to fish eaten corpses. Cruelty to teachers. Cruelty to Kaiba. Callous disregard of rules and regulations. Blatant weirdness from Yuugi-tachi and more! Abuse of Honda via briefcase. (Read to find out more)
Disclaimer: We don't own them though we wish we did. So Yu-gi-oh! ain't ours.
Author's Note: Sugar: check. Caffeine: check. Alcohol: check. Plot has boiled in the back of our heads for over a year, and now we rewrite! We-thinks we kinda snapped at age 21. Humor turned kinda adult in the rewrite. We hope you like it. We is proud of what we did, which is both sad and scary at the same time. Tea is good. Heehee.
Word Count: 12,658 (Just the story, not the notes. A lot more with the freaking notes. Whoohoo! Getting weirder. Whoohoo.)
Beginning of Chapter
Well, anyways, I'd been sitting in the back of this empty classroom. I was alone, because I'd gotten away from Otogi's ugly cheerleader, who doesn't even deserve to be one of his... Nevermind.
Fortunately, no one had seen me. If they had, it wouldn't have been as amusing as it was. You see, I had just finished reading this book, How to Be a Green Beret (13).
What? You want to borrow it? Oh sure, I'll loan it to you when Otogi returns it. It's a pretty interesting thing, you know. I learned some really cool tricks from it. It was a gift from my second cousin Lina (14) who's the president of the school's chest - I mean chess, I mean chess! - club. She doesn't have a chest. I mean... Yes. She does. But it's not really a good chest. Don't look at me! Oh, god, she's gonna kill me. She seems to always know when somebody's been talking about her chest. She's one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen, and with Yuugi as a friend, that's saying something.
Why would a chess player have something like that? She self-taught herself, using that book, how not to get caught stealing from the guy who's robbing you. It's a nice trick, if you ask me.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was hiding out in an empty classroom when Kaiba walked in. Which is kind of a surprise; because normally he would eat lunch in class or something, instead of wander around the school. I found out later that he was apparently hiding from someone else, but it couldn't have been that girl that I was hiding from, or else I was missing something pretty big. I highly doubt that he was interested in Otogi too, because well... Wait, did I say that out loud? Could you just ignore that, for me... Maybe? Please?
So anyway, back to what I was saying. He was hiding in there too, for whatever reason. And then the rest of my entertainment showed up. Apparently, Jounouchi-kun had been following Kaiba around since he'd gotten away from the rest of the class...
I guess Kaiba hadn't heard about your son's little... problem yet, in spite of his up-close-and-personal encounter in the counselor's office. As you can see, there are just some times his reputation works against him. Poor bas... Um... guy. Okay, a lot of times, but this is one of them. So he hadn't heard yet about Jounouchi's little... thing. But he quickly found out. Very quickly. Unless he was far more dense than he seems when Yuugi's trying to convince him that all the shi-crap going on around us all the freaking time is real. I'm not sure if he has blinders or what, but if he does, he sure could make a lot of money off of them. Selective oblivion, ah what a wonderful sound... Especially after that incident in the cafeteria with the...
Hey!! Why am I telling you this!? And stop calling me a 'moron'. It's rude. Back to the embarrassment of Kaiba that went on right about there. Did I tell you I had a tape recorder? Wanna hear it? It might make the story a little easier to tell in a selectively special way.
Okay. Would you just... stop looking at me that way? It's disturbing to my morale as a storyteller here. You're making me think I'm being boring, obnoxious, or just plain bizarre. I'm not that strange, am I?
Right. Just so you know; that poor bastard wasn't even facing towards the door when it happened. It could have saved him a lot of embarrassment if he had... because then, he could have dodged - or twitched, depending on his reaction time. But he wasn't, so it was very entertaining for me - and to the others later on, because, luckily, I had that handy-dandy recording device on me. Does that make me evil? Just because I'm willing to publicly humiliate Kaiba? Or is that merely petty?
Huh? Nah... I could've done a lot worse. But how to prove it was him...?
Huh? Oh, right, story. So anyway, Kaiba was just standing there, looking out the window, not noticing me may I add, when we heard the war cry. He didn't have the time to turn... "Mnya!!! Kaiba!!!" He was on his back. No, not Kaiba. Jounouchi was on Kaiba's back. Clinging like lichen to a tree or rock. "How's ya doin'!?!" That did not look comfortable - for Kaiba that is - Jou-kun looked a bit too comfortable there, but that is utterly beside the point you strange perverted man. So it was all good. He needed to be brought down a notch or ten anyway. And Jounouchi was just the right do-cat for the job. I wonder what kind of cat he was thinking he was, anyway? Or did he even bother to think it out? Considering how utterly, brainlessly brilliant he was last week, probably not.
"Mutt! What are you doing on my back?" he growled. I swear, he growled. It was kinda weird coming from him, but it was fitting... Something makes me think that he's more of a dog than Jounouchi - who Kaiba shamelessly claims is something like a Chihuahua and a dachshund combined... Freaky combo if you ask me, but you didn't so we aren't going any more into that line of thought, because for some odd reason it reminds me of the dog suit episode that Otogi made Jouno go through and there were so many things wrong with that that I just can't explain because I'm a teenager and I have fucked up hormonal issues. But we're getting off track here... again.
"Mnya!!!" he yelled and oh god, he was doing was doing that again. And how the hell he was doing it from that position and still holding on I have no idea. And Kaiba looked...
Huh? Oh, he was doing that weird grab-rub-grab thing, like he'd done to Rashid earlier that day... this time, from behind... Um... Um... Sorry, I am a teenager like I've pointed out oh-so-many times already today, and I was... uniquely perturbed by that when it happened and now I'm just remembering here, a little too vividly... and it's freaking me out because it's... my best friend and... and... Kaiba, who will never win the number one prize for personality - except in the tyrannical division - but that's beside the point, because of the damned teenage hormones... and... nevermind. Like I was saying, Kaiba was being grabbed, rubbed and... stuff... from behind.
Kaiba looked a bit spooked, disturbed and... Well, to tell the truth, he looked confused as all hell - because I don't think anyone's ever done that to him before. Now that I think about it, only the school sluts ever really seemed to hit on him - you probably know the type, into degradation or gold-diggers. Although, there was this one chick who I remember saying - lustfully - that she wanted to - what was it? - "tie you," speaking to Kaiba, "to a wall," and, "whip you," eek, "into shape". It scared me, and I wasn't even on the receiving end... I don't think I ever saw him run so fast - Bakura and Malik seemed to really like her after that...
So, I don't think he knew how to deal with it.
"Get. Off." Yup. That's what he said. I can tell you know your son well enough to know that that wouldn't work at the best of times. And those were not the best of times. If Jounouchi had been just a little more of his usual self, he probably would have taken that in the worst way possible, which would be pervertedly.
Yeah. He would do that. Especially to Kaiba. Kaiba seems to bring out the worst in people, except when he's doing just the opposite. It's a really weird talent, and one of the few things I admire about Kaiba, except for maybe his build. Just maybe. Stop looking at me.
Back to what I was going off on, right?
"Mmmm... Stroke the kitty!!!" Jounouchi said, rubbing more - and more vulgarly too... It was like watching softcore porn, just funnier - not that those things can't be pretty funny at times, but it just wasn't the same without Kaiba in there being molested slash humiliated, by someone he claimed to not be able to stand. Add into that, that he was also petting Kaiba's chest where he could reach and still hold on. Heavy petting. Kaiba looked even more panicked. Panicked looks actually suit him. Looked kinda... Um... cute? Which is seriously disturbing, I'll have you know. But as I was saying earlier... amusing. Then Jounouchi started sniffing him. A lot. Hard sniffs. I mean, there was hair moving. And then, I swear he licked the back of Kaiba's neck. "Nice!!! Mnya!!!"
I swear; I did not make this up. Do I look that imaginative to you? My goal in life is to be a mechanic, not make up really weird porn involving people I have to deal with every day. I would be even more constantly swamped in a sea of hormones if I started doing that.
So, yeah, I've got to admit... he was right... that was... Ack! Wait, nevermind, you don't need to know that. So anyway, attention away from my sexual crisis.
If possible, Kaiba stiffened more. I almost felt pity; well maybe I would have if I didn't want to be in his posi - Wait a second... You didn't need to know that. Okay, attention away from my sexual crisis, once again.
That's about when Kaiba collapsed onto the teacher's desk, though that did nothing to dislodge Jounouchi, who looked like he had no intention of ever letting go, and also like he might have been closely related to a squid. Are there any squid in your family?
Ack! Ouch! No hitting me! Away from me with the damn briefcase!
Anyway, Kaiba started yelling again. "What the hell's wrong with you?" Was it just me, or did his voice sound a little... off? I personally think he was enjoying it, even then. Just not willing to admit it, just like he's not willing to admit to my midget friend's superiority. Yup, that's right. Yuug's got all the girls. And that's a really bizarre realization that I just had, but it might have something to do with the dark side.
Nothing really. I don't think I can explain it properly, and I was just thinking, for some odd reason, about Yoda. Do you like Yoda?
Damnit! Stop it with the freaking briefcase. But if you want to get technical, I dodged it this time. Didn't you want to hear it? Or are you just too annoyed with the lengthiness of it all?
By the way, Jounouchi, your son, that is, not you, was... not his normal self last Monday, if you hadn't realized that yet. He kept going off about the strangest things. Further in he got, though, the weirder he sounded. Did I tell you that he was starting to go hoarse?
"Mreowr!!! Nice!!! Can I have your shampoo!?!" I swear by all the Kami that he bit the back of Kaiba's neck - bad Jou-kun... Heheh - Stop looking at me like that. And if possible, Kaiba stiffened even more. If he kept that up, he would have broken his own back. He was practically bending over backwards, but I swear, he looked like he was enjoying it. Freak.
What are you talking about? I absolutely am not projecting my own feelings onto Kaiba here. Listen to the rest before you start making accusations. You see, it wouldn't have been so... Interesting, amusing, uhmm... some other things I don't want to mention, if he hadn't been enjoying it.
"What?!" With the way he had yelled, I'm not sure, but I think he may have had a minor heart attack at that.
Sadistic? Me? Never.
What do you mean I can't pull off innocent?! Ch'... some people. So anyway, back to story.
Jounouchi was going off on the smell, while I sat in the back turning Kaiba's shade-of-the-day. "Ya smell nice!!!" And, oh god, he was doing the rubbing thing again, and I didn't know that it was possible for the human throat to make that particular noise. He was... well... purring.
No, I'm not blushing!!! The nerve of some people. If you're just going to make fun of me, why the hell am I telling you this?
Oh. Yeah. That. Sorry. Because of that, and only because of that, I will now continue speaking and not leave to commit hara-kiri. As much as my honor begs it of me, I won't, for you, because you are special.
So, Kaiba spoke again. "I what?" About there, I think Kaiba decided to relax, or else he would have broken his own bones - or maybe he already did? - 'cause he suddenly went boneless in Jounouchi's rather lecherous... I mean leech-like, leech-like, grasp.
"Ya smell nice!!! Can I keep ya!?! I'll treat ya nice, I can be yer sugar daddy; see, sugar!!!" Jounouchi shoved a handful of pixie sticks that he got from somewhere in front of Kaiba's face.
Yes, that is what he said. Why the hell are you so surprised?
Oh. You're not? Huh. What do you know?
Not literally. Geez, some adults.
"You're sugar drunk (15) aren't you?" Kaiba just stared at the pixie sticks, that had come pretty damn close to gouging out his eyes - which are actually nice looking now that I'm into admitting more than I really want to - and let himself be petted. Very nice... I mean... um... yeah... anyway. On with the story.
"Only a lit~tle!!! Mnya!!! So can I keep ya!?! I'll play with ya!!!" That was followed by a rather... nasty grope. Huh? Oh, not bad, just... vulgar... extremely so. Scarily so. I mean; the places he reached for! And the mere fact that Kaiba let him! It's just... Wow, I think might be the word. Although, I think he was a little shell shocked. That poor boy.
Why are you bothering me about the sarcasm? Doesn't Jounouchi-kun use it? You know, teenager and all.
Anyway. Kaiba seemed... Amused, but kind of out of it, if you know what I mean. Which of course you don't, because you're old. "Play... right. Could you... let me go?" He sounded surprisingly hesitant. Which suited him. And you don't know why, because you are old.
Can you guess what he said next? No, you can't. Because you're old.
"Nnn... You haven't stroked the kitty!!! Myah!!!" And... I think... 'fluctuated' is the word I'm looking for. There's really no other way I can think of to describe it. That was beyond vulgar and approaching wrong. And Kaiba blushed so bad that it clashed horribly with his uniform. I wasn't aware that... Jounouchi... could do... that. And no I'm not going to describe to you just what he did. Partially because of your relation to... yeah. Back to the wrongness.
Kaiba's answer was as rude - but a bit more breathy - than usual. "I don't see a kitty, I see a mutt!" Kaiba's prissiness grows in direct proportion to his embarrassment, and he didn't even know I was there either. Yeah I know, free shows, whatever. I'm just glad I caught it.
"I'm a kitty!!!" It was an interesting pose. Especially when you take into consideration that he was attached to Kaiba's back the entire time. Then Jounouchi emptied one of the pixie sticks onto Kaiba's neck. That was... interesting.
Yes, I watched, I'm sixteen, give me a break. I have hormonal issues, man. You are really old. Can't you remember the hormonal problems that come with being a teenager? No, because you're old.
Kaiba all but freaked out over that. "Jounouchi! Get off!" Oh the panic, oh the panic.
What do you mean am I being sarcastic? Of course I'm being sarcastic. Teenager, angst! Or whatever.
"Mmmm... good!!! This makes it that much better!!!" Yeeeesss... He was eating the pixie dust. Kaiba almost fell off the desk 'cause he went so boneless. He was obviously quite enjoying it. As with Malik... You do remember the thing with Malik, right? It was that kind of obvious. Very nice. Stop looking at me!
And, yeah, I think I was really jealous of Kaiba at that point. Wait, did I say that out loud? Hey man, stop with the scary looming thing! Teenager plus hormones equals horny teen. So what do expect? A monk? Damnit, I've watched too much Inuyasha. Never mind. But haven't you seen that version of a monk? I know Jounouchi watches it. He's a bit of a geek.
Fine, fine, I'll get back to it, but I'm gonna go... hide... in the bathroom when this is all over.
What!? How... How... How dare you accuse me of such horrid, horrid, pervy old man things.
What do you mean, I can't pull that off? I think I happen to be a really good actor.
Anyway, if it weren't for Jounouchi's... um... grasp, Kaiba probably would have fallen off the desk. Heheh... Right. But fortunately, for my entertainment, he didn't, and he didn't snap out of his happy place.
What? The look on my face? Um... hey... I... alright, I admit, I had been enjoying watching it... but well... Wait, why am I making excuses to you? You're not my dad.
Oh wait... yeah... Anyway, back to story.
That was... right about when Yuugi almost found me. Instead he found them, "Eep!" was all he said, and the door closed almost as quickly as it was opened. That... unfortunately had been enough to snap Kaiba out of his trance. So he went back to imitating a statue. So sad.
What? Me? A perv? No... Whatever gave you that idea? So anyway...
Kaiba started up the struggle thing again, but it still wasn't all that convincing. "Jounouchi, let go!"
Huh? No, I was not grinning. I do not grin. Unless I'm seeing something really good. Or I'm remembering... Right. Sorry about the mix-up. I'm still hungry.
So, Jounouchi remained, steady as a barnacle. "You didn't stroke the Kitty!!!" He didn't do that to Rashid, but then again, Rashid is kinda... yeah. Rashid is Rashid, which makes anything sexual about Rashid rather... Ew. While Kaiba, on the other hand, is of similar age, good looking, smart, nice ass, athletic. Even I admit this, although I can't stand his personality. And just about everyone knows that Jounouchi's been crushing on Kaiba forever... Well, those that know his preferences anyway. Those that don't have this tendency to think he likes Mai. Who's a little... old for us, anyway... Don't tell her I said that... she has... age issues. And gets... psycho if you say anything about the number twenty... six, was it?
Anyway, enough about Mai... If I say more, not even the police will be able to find my body. Let's just get back to what had been going on between my friend and the jerk - uhm, Kaiba.
After a couple of seconds, minutes, I dunno, Jounouchi started complaining. "Hey!!! I said stroke the kitty, not pet the kitty!!! If I want ya to pet the kitty I'll tell ya, pet the kitty, not stroke the kitty!!! So stroke the kitty!!!" I think it was around that point that Kaiba realized that Jounouchi wasn't any more fond of the idea of letting go than he was fond of the idea of letting go of his precious Blue Eyes White Dragon cards - those things would sell for a lot. "Hey!!! You can do better than that!!!"
That's when Kaiba stoked Jounouchi's back with his knuckles, causing Jounouchi to arch and rub into Kaiba's back in very cat-like move that caused Kaiba's receding blush to come back fully, in Technicolor. Now, red normally goes fairly well with blue... but this was a rather purple-red that really didn't go well with the faded blue of the school uniforms... but... It was... um... nice.
What do you get off calling me a voyeur? You're listening, not to mention asking very screwy questions about my preferences. Sorry man, but you're like my best friend's dad. And you are old. Like, older than Mai! Its creepy hearing questions like that from old perverts.
Yes you are! And really, if I'd wanted to talk to an old perv, I'd call Pegasus. Yes, I can get his number. Kaiba owes me a favor. Don't ask why. If I wanted to talk to a young perv, I could just call Malik... Speaking of which, I have to talk to him about the people he was beating up on Friday, because one of them was... all... I don't think I want to be the one to tell you about that, suffice it to say; I need to talk to him.
Back to story. Kaiba tried to complain about the... nice... treatment he was getting. "Jounouchi, you're making my shirt ride up." He sounded like he was trying to sound annoyed but not quite succeeding. Honestly, I think he was just reaching for excuses, but not even that excused what Jouno did next.
"Flesh!!!" I didn't realize that Jounouchi could sound so evil with one word. Then he did something, I'm not sure what, but it caused Kaiba to make an odd choked squeak and try to twist away. A lot. And the blush wasn't being given the slightest chance of receding. "Oh, hey!!! Yer ticklish, co~ol!!! Must explore!!!" he added on a maniacal cackle. Not even a laugh. He cackled! God; that sounded evil. He's very good at evil, you know. Someone like yourself should be quite proud of this little fact. Because, you know, that takes a lot of talent.
And apparently he was right; Kaiba was ticklish... and because he tried to hide it, it made it sound worse... almost as bad as before - which was good for the recorder, and the audience - a.k.a. me. Although, with where Jounouchi's hands were going, it probably was as bad as before. "Let. Go!" My, was he trying to sound pissed. We weren't buying it, of course. That might have had something to do with the fact that he sounded rather... breathy - which goes to show that he was actually enjoying himself, even if he wasn't admitting it. Sometimes it pays to go to school.
It was around that point that Jounouchi apparently saw something outside, so he actually let Kaiba go, which caused him - Kaiba - to land on his back, on the desk with Jounouchi over him. After he gave Kaiba a kiss, he jumped out the window. Apparently, to chase a kid on a bike... at least, I think that's what he saw. I guess it's a good thing we were on the first floor... I think (16). Hopefully.
A sprawled out, shell shocked Kaiba is very... nice to look at. So I just sat there and watched for a while. A very nice, long while. Because, well, he looks good that way. He's actually attractive when he's not talking. And I wish I had had a video phone. This image could be sold for a couple thousand yen a pop.
Hmm? Yes, there would be a lot of buyers. Think about it. It's Kaiba. He's extremely well known, he's... good looking... And he's rich. Very rich. So yeah, a picture like that would be worth a couple of thousand yen. Easily. Especially among my age group. And taking into consideration that his shirt was riding up almost to his armpits... That would have sold a lot. He's really well toned, you know. It's the martial arts.
After about ten minutes Kaiba finally sat up and pulled down his shirt - I was so disappointed, because the camera I had wished for hadn't magically appeared... so sad - and looked around and finally noticed me. Damn. So long, the entertainment, and I was in the cooker, as it were. Speaking of food... Mmm... Chicken. Did you hear about the chicken?
Ow! Okay, okay. You didn't have to hit me.
"How long have you been in here?" Kaiba asked looking at me rather... embarrassed, harassed... whatever it was it was cute. And yes, I was quite disturbed thinking this about Kaiba.
What do you mean denial?! Hey, I admit, he is good looking. He's just a prick, and a control freak.
Oh, I'm sorry. You too, then? Makes you even more like him than looks say. Because damn, do you two look...
Ow! Alright already. I'll continue.
"Since before you came in. And let me just say, naughty, naughty."
What? Me, vindictive? Whatever gave you that idea?
And again, you're insulting my innocence. Old folks these days, so rude. I mean, my grandma gets pretty into her old "whippersnapper" rants too. Do you do that?
Ow! Okay! Just let go of my ear! Well, since we're doing the insult thing, it was about then that Kaiba got insulting.
"How much do you want?" Kaiba looked so evil. Actually he usually has that look, but still, that was more so than usual. But wow, doing the truly evil look with a blush like that? Crazy ability, I tell you. So, yeah. It sounded like he was going to bribe me. But I have standards you know.
What do you mean; what standards?! I do so have standards. You don't have to be so insulting, you know. But anyway, I was really wondering how much he was going to try and bribe me with.
"How much what?" As I said, I was curious. I am many things, but cheap isn't one of them. Nor is normal. Your son managed to bribe me with something as weird as a broken shoe lace, and no it wasn't actually a broken shoe lace, but I'm not telling you what it was, because... Enough with the look, already. Old dude.
The more you prick at his pride, the worse Kaiba gets. "Don't play dumb, you're good at it, but not even you would be that stupid."
"Hey!" Now that was just mean.
N~o. Now you're the one being rude. Anyway. Moving on. Sadly enough, I didn't get bribed. If I had, I probably would have a new video phone. Maybe even with text messages... Oh...
Ow! Sadist! Anyway. Moving along. Again. I didn't get bribed. Got it? Good.
"Never mind. It's probably all over the school by now, anyway, since Motou walked in. You morons cannot keep secrets."
With that Kaiba left the room and I decided to skip the rest of the day of school for personal reasons.
Yo, now that was low! You going and accusing me of skipping school for that! (17) I had other reasons. I had copies to make.
No, not of that. I'm banned from the school copy machine. I'm talking about the tape.
No, I'm not going tell you what I did to get banned. Hey, stop looking at me like that. Fine, I was conducting an experiment.
No, not that. I was seeing which would melt faster, M&M's or Tootsie Rolls on a copy machine.
What do you mean I'm juvenile? By the way, it was the Tootsies. No hard shell to worry about... Now who does that remind me of?
Anyway, Anzu told me what happened the rest of the day. It wasn't much, because the school got evacuated for a bomb scare, and nobody went back when it was proven to be nothing more than a fox snake and an old alarm clock.
Of course, there were new rumors. One was that Jounouchi and Kaiba were having a mad passionate affair in an empty classroom and the entire teacher's staff, and one of the district superintendents walked in on them.
What? It's rumors, what do you expect? And that was the mildest. There was that one where they were possessed by these lovers that had died in that classroom and were using them to have one last moment of pleasure before moving on. That one was weird. I didn't know our school was haunted.
Huh? Oh yeah, turned out that it was actually partially true... there was apparently a bit of Romeo & Juliet syndrome and they had died in that room. And yes, it was double suicide. It was a teacher and a student actually. Apparently they had been found out earlier that day and decided they couldn't live apart. So tragic, ne?
Well, yeah, there were a couple of others. One about aliens, I didn't pay close attention to that one. There's always one about Kaiba and aliens. Occasionally, there's one about Jounouchi and aliens, but his always involve secret government plots of various sorts.
Well, the last one made a weird sort of sense. It was pretty much that Jounouchi was being possessed by a cat spirit.
Yeah, well it had something to do with him saying, 'Stroke the kitty,' and his war cry. Yeah, that was about it.
Eh, go see Anzu about it. I wasn't as closely involved the rest of the week. Anzu was fairly involved on Tuesday.
Huh? Anzu's address? Sure. Here you go.
Wait, what do you mean I'm an idiot?!
Oh... I guess that was kind of stupid of me... (18)
A/N: Well, well. Hope you like the rewritten day one. Hope it isn't too long. And we do know where we're going with this, it's just that while we were writing it last time, we got... distracted. And I (Kage Kashu) was all... Moving. Then there is the job problem that both of us have... We're just procrastinating, that's all.
Super super super. Tell us what you think. Of course we'd like to see you catch running gags, too, same as before... There will be filler-characters taken from other animes, but there will be very little whatsit to do with them. Except for Jounouchi's dad, who is being pulled from another anime, but just who he is, and what anime he's from, we ain't telling yet. But we do know. Clue: He looks a lot like Kaiba, but wears glasses most of the time.
Each chapter, we'll leave you a clue, but other than that... Try and figure it out, I guess. Prize? Uhmmm... Uhmmm... Hmmm... We'll think of something.
(1) milk-treading: that nice massaging-clawing motion that a very comfortable cat makes.
(2) On Malik drugged look: In the manga, when he's not laughing or being evil he looks drugged. Very drugged, he's got the slack jawed, droopy eyed look. Look up manga pictures to see what I'm talking about.
(3) Houdini: Malik. Hiding things in weird places and all. Eeeeeeeyaahh...
(4) Poing: What the ferret in Sluggy Freelance does. This is a promotion. Read it!! Read it!! (If you can find it. It's just a .com thing. Or .org. Or .net. Anyway...)
(5) Health and Math alternate for Honda's first period. Semi-traditional Japanese school, so students tend to stick to the same classroom, except for electives, or classes that require special equipment. This is merely our version of what this school is like. It doesn't follow the manga, or the anime, at all.
(6) Bakura: That is, Ryou Bakura. Not Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura will be noted slightly differently. Like as being evil and whatnot. So, basically, as far as they're concerned, although they know that Ryou and Yami Bakura are different, they won't say so.
(7) Football: Not American Football, folks. Soccer, as we barbaric westerners call it.
(8) Recently, a headless corpse had washed up on the beach not too far from where we live (a couple miles), and apparently the fish had gnawed the head off.
(9) (Kage:) About that "sighing sound"... This gives me flashbacks to waking up to my brother and his girlfriend having sex in the next room, the "sighing sound" being when they finally got quiet, i.e. finished. Course we totally made up the whole wet-nap thing. It's a funny gag though.
(10) Fox snake: Just your average joe shmoe of the snake kingdom. It has a nice little trick where it flattens its head to look like a cobra, or rattles its tail to sound like a rattle snake. It can also play dead, really, really well. Versatile little reptiles.
(11) Green: Kaiba's hair color from the first season of Yu-gi-oh, not shown in the US.
(12) Badluck: Shuichi's band name. From "Gravitation". Beautiful manga. Go read all ye yaoi fans. Author name is Maki Murakami.
(13) How to Be a Green Beret: (Danye:) I used to watch News Radio constantly, and in this one episode one of the running gags was this thing where people were appearing and disappearing suddenly because they had read that book.
(14) Lina Inverse, from Slayers. She made an appearance in the original chapter 3 of SDoStK.
(15) Sugar drunk: You have gone beyond the high and are approaching Pluto.
(16) I think: Basically, this can mean one of two things. Either Honda wasn't sure if that was a good thing... Or he wasn't even sure they were on the first floor. Poor boy was rather distracted.
(17) You going and accusing me of skipping school for that!: If you don't get this joke then you most likely shouldn't be reading this.
(18) Oh... I guess that was kind of stupid of me...: Pretty much telling Jounouchi's dad just what he had been thinking about his son during all that.
